you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
I think that he took cosplay a little bit too far.
i had to go through 200 pages of my blog to fins this
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
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PLAY LEAGUE W/ ME BECAUSE IM FUNNY
“I’m going to do a Renegade playthrough!”
i need a moment
I thought this was gonna be exactly like how it was in the show…. boy was I wrong
Bo Burnham speaking the truth